You could get a phone which allows you to record sounds, then use them as ring tones...I am embarrassed to say, I have done that with some of my musical friends...recorded them in mid song/tune and then set each person's tune as their own ring tone...(make sure you ask, though!)
Errrr yes, I know that is sad...and yes, I do have a life that is fairly busy and interesting and and and...    :-)