Allright, I would like to pick your communal brains. I have the reminants of a song going round my head, here is what I can remember:

Chorus: Oh, Sick, Sober and Sorry Broke, Disgusted and Sad Sick, Sober and Sorry But look at the fun that I had

I met with a girl in a Tavern Oh what a buetiful dream We had three or four Then had several more And thats when I ... my dream

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... Of all loving girls Their sweethearts and palls I'll bet I'm the sickest of all

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The clock on the wall said 'its later' Infact it was quarter to four Inspite of my pride They kicked me outside They locked and they bolted the door

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I can't promise I got the words right [infact, I don't think I did], but can anyone fill in the blanks anyway?