I think that I shall probably never see,
An idiot as bad as those who use I/P
An idiot who enters MY dominion
ANd fouls it with his scurrilous opinion!
An idiot who broadcasts scads of letters
Insulting the sensibilities of his betters!
In fact, the way things are, unless the Net should fall
I'll never see an idiot at all.
For they are even worse, when really seen!
So let me stay behind m PC screen!

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