Hey, she want to meet my nephew? He's gonna be twenty and is going to be junior at the Illinois Institute of Technology. Sure, he's a geek of the first water, but other than that he's a nice sort of kid, if you like someone like him. I mean, he's not bad looking if you don't mind warts and pimples and a beard that comes out looking like a lawn over which sheep have wandered and he's going to get his teeth fixed, which is supposed to take care of certain odors of decay. And he's not completely bald yet, either. His various itches respond well to the new medications when he remember to take them and his table manners are pretty good now, when he remember them. He doesn't drink much and he uses a spit cup now when he chews.

I can get her up if she's interested. He doesn't have a regular girl, for some reason.