I believe the Ren fairs are still off limits to idiots, but they are allowed in the gate with historic re-enactors.

And Guest 10:30 a.m., I refuse to respond to anyone who would actually attempt to define 'idiot'.

Oh wait, I just did.

OK, but I'm just the generic definition of idiot. I think some of you could stand to be a lot more specific in your definitions of idiot.

Also, no one has yet responded to my query as to what we would do if dogs could get on the internet.