I get that all the time, Jennifer. I've asked out dozens of women named Jennifer in the last few years. It's quite a common name, after all. I got as far as ordering a meal for two of them, and there was one I walked halfway home, but she asked me to buy her a paper. I did, and when I turned round....she was gone! Clever bird. She only had about 10 seconds to make her escape, but she used the time well. Damned if I know where she went. It was a long, empty block, and not too many hiding places either.

Bee-dubya-ell, I think you may be onto something there. Nonetheless, I plan to put bamboo shoots in your soup if I ever get the chance.