The Skiffler travels to the bar on his trusty Timberland boots, parks them on the bar-rail and sips his brandy, breaking into "Hesitation Blues". He stops after a couple of verses, sensing that the full 11-minute Rev Gary Davis version might try the tolerance of the other patrons too far. A voluptous temptress sashays up to him.
"Hey, you remind me of Eric Clapton" she says
"Really?" he says, preening.
"Yes" she replies "he wears boots like those"and sashays away.
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