Ah, Bunn...the SOBs from the Legion not only wore underwear under their kilts, but it was of the old-fashioned long red kind. They pretty much had to do so because some of them fellers ain't had them longhandles off in twenny or thirty years -- you'd probably have to chisel 'em off too, for some of them SOBs don't bathe all that regular.

Since they've been back some of them have taken to hangin' around in their Scottish get-up, asking young women if they'd "like to stick your hand inso my sporran and feel my sgain dhu." Those are pronounced "SPORE-anny" and "skinned doo." This has resulted in everything from indignent face slaps to arrests to frightening one poor SOB out of his skin when the young lady took him up on his offer.