To bring a bit of music to thread. All credit (and blame:-) ) to my mate Rob who gave me this last night -

Where have all the car flags gone?
- Long ball passing
Where have all the car flags gone?
- Long time no goal
Where have all the car flags gone?
- Rags and dusters every one!
When will they ever learn?
- We're crap at penalties!

:-)

Cheers

DtG