Fess up, Russ. Us dirty, enquiring minds are dying to know.

I hate to be pedantic, but it should read 'we' dirty . . . . One should use the subject case of the pronoun when it is part of the subject of the sentence. Because this may further stir things, I think I shall wander off and see what's on the telly. Ta ta.

Man, you English people sure use big words.