Miserable MacKenzie! Hah!   Might have known you'd show up!

'Tis no good, you should have been here earlier....Maggie and I are betrothed!

I suggest you go and spend the rest of your life with James Henry! He at least *may* be able to put a smile on your face....although...I doubt it!!

And who knows, you may both end up on the fRoots board in a folk song, the finer points of which will be argued over, pedantically, for ever more.

And why *are* Child Ballads soooooooooooo long? Well, according to John Tams, it's because it takes 9 months to produce one! (He told us that one in Otley...we all fell around laughing...I don't think the Folk Police know about Otley....yet!)