It is not troll the ancient yuletide carol, but troll the ancient. If I went trolling for Carol, my wife would have my head on a platter a'la John the Baptist! And I have paid my toll thank you very much!

Death is natures way of telling you to slow down. More for hecklers. (I've played some tough places)

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. You must use that personality for birth control. If I throw a stick, Will you leave? I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. And lastly: I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

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