I am shocked...shocked, I say! Shocked and dismayed. I shake my head in shocked and dismayed disbelief. Words fail me. Now that I think of it, so does everything and everybody else fail me. My mama and daddy failed me, my bro & sis failed me, my preacher failed me. My fifth grade teacher failed me...three or four times. And now, you...YES, YOU! You have failed me.

I had high, no...lofty, hopes. Lofty hopes that, upon my return from my brief absence, this thread, yes, THIS thread, would have at least reached 3072 posts.

I am saddened deeply.

Think! Think!

Winona is pining away, awaiting for the "entrance" of Little Hawk into her, uh...life, yes, into her life.

How long can she pine?

'Twould be a sad thing, indeed, if the young lassie became an old saggy, withered hag waiting on this thread to reach its goal.

Come now! All to your computers, get those fingers nimble and post post post!!!

Kk