The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #87878   Message #1786204
Posted By: Rman
18-Jul-06 - 05:32 AM
Thread Name: BS: First Joke thread for 2006
Subject: RE: BS: First Joke thread for 2006
A truck driver comes upon a priest hitch-hiking at the roadside so he stops to give him a ride..

After a few miles the truck driver sees a lawyer at the roadside and, forgetting that the priest is with him, he swerves towards the lawyer.

At the last moment he remembers the priest and swerves to avoid the lawyer. The truck driver turns to the priest and says "Please forgive me father!"

The priest replies "Don't worry my son. I got him with the door."