A woman asks her husband, "Would you like some bacon
and eggs?

He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now.

It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the
edge off my appetite.

At lunchtime she again asked if he would like a bowl
of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"

Again he declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really
trashes my desire for food."

Come dinnertime, she asks if he "Would you like a
juicy porterhouse steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or
maybe a rotisserie chicken?

He declines again. "Naw, still not hungry."
"Well," she says, "would you mind letting me up? I'm
starving."