I am laughing all over the office at the title to Dachsunds With Erections....

I had a godfather once, passed away many years back, who took a grudge against a neighbor's bassett, perhaps from jealousy, because the dog was so endowed his scrotum scraped the stairs when he climbed.

One day my godfather captured this bassett and fitted him out with an athletic supporter held in place with white surgical tape, and send him home to his owners.

This is a picture which has stayed with me for decades...