The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #1789298
Posted By: Rapparee
21-Jul-06 - 03:14 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Well, Mom, I thought I'd posted something but I guess it went to The Big Bit Bucket In The Sky.
An old librarian went posting on one dark and windy day
Upon his chair he rested as he posted in his way
When all at once a mighty batch of good BS he wrote
A-threadin' through the MOAB and gettin' everybody's goat.
It's content was sweet and pure, for naught would that man steal
The print was black and shiny and its good sense he feel
But bolt of fear went through him as he clicked upon "Submit"
For he knew that sometime lately the poster would be bit.
Yippie yi Ohhhhh
Yippie yi yaaaaay
Bit Buckets in the sky.