To of my least favorite sayings, usually from people I end up not liking much:

"I know what I like." As my sons would say "No Duh!" (one of my favorite sayings....

"I tell it like it is." My youngest son says that when he hears someone say that, he heads for the nearest door. When was the last time that you heard someone preface a statement with that comment and then say something positive? Was it during this lifetime? What they usually mean is, I'm going to say something really ignorant and prejudiced, but that's alright because I'm not a hypocrite like all the rest of you idiots."

I try to tell it as I perceive it, realizing that half the time I either get it wrong, or oversimplify it to make a point.

Jerry