The "How to play the Spatula" workshop has been cancelled due to a double booking at Blitherscum Town Hall, but you are welcome to join in with the Blitherscrum Debate Club.

Todays Topic:

As we all know it is a fact that buttered toast will always land butter side down when dropped.
We all also know that a cat always lands on its feet.

What will happen when we tie the piece of toast to the cats back butterside up?



Proffessor S. Hawkings of Blitherscrum has infact stated a warning that this will cause a paradox that will create a small black hole approximatley 3 inches from the ground that will actually be enough to swallow the whole town. He has since packed his bags and moved to America stating that they are all idiots.