"we are all planning to come to Windsor soon, grovel before you, beg for autographs, and kiss your feet in abject adoration."
I'd like to hope you have better things to do......

"I used the "secret Santa" example"
I think all that is a load of unnecessary hogswallop.... That others enjoy it, bully for them.... But if there was a rule change here at Mudcat and such was no longer an option, -I- wouldn't miss it in the least....

"Why you gotta find a way to be sarcastic"
I'm not being sarcastic in the least.... I'm expressing an opinion, in a blunt, straightforward manner.... Try not to lose any hair over it.... I don't lose any over your opinions.....