Sorry Keith, I forgot. We are entirely sweet, innocent, straight and honest and would have agreed at any time that Ireland could be united without us. All they had to do was just sit round the table and ask nicely. The Brittish army did a faultless job at peacekeeping in NI and never once in any way added to the hatered.

As for the loyalists, I'm sure they must have been doing everything in thier power to achieve peace.