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Thread #87878   Message #1800534
Posted By: Jim Dixon
03-Aug-06 - 10:33 AM
Thread Name: BS: First Joke thread for 2006
Subject: RE: BS: First Joke thread for 2006
Monica Lewinsky took her blue dress to a dry cleaner, and told the clerk she needed it by Friday.

The clerk was hard of hearing, so he asked, "Come again?"

She said, "No, orange juice."

—told by Phyllis Diller in the film, "The Aristocrats"