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Thread #87878   Message #1800688
Posted By: wlisk
03-Aug-06 - 01:28 PM
Thread Name: BS: First Joke thread for 2006
Subject: RE: BS: First Joke thread for 2006
LIVING WILL

While watching a football game a couple weeks back, my wife and I were
discussing dying. I told her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in
a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She promptly got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer.

Some days I hate being married to a smartass.