Especially for the UK contingent. Hopefully I got the extra letter correct.

Life is all about arse
Everything else is a farce
For arse I'll defend all
It's the be all, the end all
Yes, life is all about arse

Life is all about arse
Be it bountiful, average, or sparse
"Give me arse," said the Limey,
"Or I'll perish cor blimey
'Cos I can't live a day without arse"