Yesterday I was waiting on my beautiful slim wife who was in Zellers in the Westmount Shopping Centre. As I sat there waiting I could not believe the amount of young women pushing prams who had simply let themselves go to seed. Big fat shapeless asses pushed into tracksuit bottoms. Then there was the old boiling fowl who wore fashions of women a third of their age. One old bird was wearing Jodhpurs, God her ass had moved South some time back. Really it was an observation lesson I could have done without.