My noontime email:

Dear ex-Senator Lieberman,

My condolences on your humiliating loss. You have now become a detriment to your overlord Bush crime family, and you may want to consider some new options. Falling on your sword before one falls on you seems your most reasonable out. Those Bush boys don't take kindly to hysterical losers knowing about the skeletons in their closets, and they might send you swimming with the fishes off Kennebunkport, so you really should look into the suicide option.

Sincerely,....