You ARE a few pickels short of a picnic, man! Get a life, eh? Nobody reads them dumb books ennymore.

Here's my faverites:

FLIP OFF! UP YERS, BOLTHOLE! YOU FLIPPIN' RETREAD! EAT ME! She had a face like a flippin' dead owl! What the FLIP is that? Kiss the glove, fat boy! Hey, FLIPface! Right in the mungoberries! I'd flip her on a dime!

Well, those are some. I got others too, eh?

- Shane