I shit you not, this is from Reuter's News Agency (yes, the ones who published falsified photos about Lebanon):

"LONDON (Reuters) - Have you seen the king? As the 29th anniversary of his death passes, a $3 million reward is being offered for anyone who finds Elvis Presley alive."

from

http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=peopleNews&storyID=2006-08-17T161525Z_01_L17786195_RTRIDST_0_PEOPLE-LIFE-ELVIS-DC.XML&WTmodLoc=NewsArt-L3-People+NewsNews-4

Sorry, I couldn't get the clicky thing to work (503 Error message).