when I was a little girl my grandfather would sing me this song, but he always added in his own verses.


There was a girl on a farm
Doing her chores not causing any harm
Sat right down on her milking bench
And tried to milk a cow with a monkey wrench

Chorus

There was a Doc. name of Peck
Fell down a well and broke his neck
Serves him right as you can see
He should've tended to the sick and left the well to be

These always made the song fun. Hope you enjoy them and make up your own as well