Ahem. I just happen to have a certified rubbing of the epitath of the English poet William Shakespeare (or Shaxper, or Shakspair, or...well, if you don't know who I mean you're culturally illiterate and probably watch "American Idol") right here on the very wall of my very own office. It uses "THE" (with the top bar of the T being over the first downstroke of the letter H), E over Y for "YE", and T over Y for "THAT".

Other interesting points are the following words: FREND, IESUS, FORBEARE, DIGG, DVST, ENCLOASED, HEARE, BLESE, THES, and CVRST. Of course, I was used for J and V for U during this period and others.

And if you can't trust Billy Bob, who can you trust? I ask ya!