"Lager looks like urine smells like urine and causes urine; and Europeans have to put lime in it to give it flavour."

Europeans don't know their ass from their elbow if they believe that crap.   That is just another example of ignorance and the fact that they were suckered into believing elist snobs commercial campaigns.

There are good lagers and there are bad lagers. There are good ales and there are bad ales. ALL of it is beer. If your taste buds are limited to one style, I pity you.