I love to dance with a lady, but I am scared shitless that, I dont know how to: 1. I am as gracefull as a Kodiak bear in spring 2. I am just big enough that I might tread on her feet and hurt her 3. I never learned to dance (my ships were not love boats) 4. My wife does'nt dance either so my wedding was the last time I did dance. 5. Have never had a decent offer to dance with anyone else.

Yours,Aye. Dave