Last Wednesday night at the famous Steel City It came to my turn to sing a short ditty In the midst of a song of a maid and her lover The Espresso machine goes Shhhh, shuff, shuff, shuff, shweeee shoooooooow shhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
My turn came again, thought I'd try something loud A song of our flag that would make us all proud When I got to the part where the flag started wavi-Shew Shew shew shew shew shew Shhhh, shuff, shuff, shuff, shweeee shoooooooow shhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Now came my last chance it was almost nine thirty A song that was funny, perhaps a bit dirty and right at the part where they all roar with laughter that blasted machine goes Shew shew shew shew shew Shhhh, shuff, shuff, shuff, shweeee shoooooooow shhhhhhhhhhhhhh.