Obviously this anonymous Guest was an impersonator, not a true denizen of this locale. Actual, genuine Mudcatters are always sweet, thoughtful, kind, courteous, never give offense, use proper language, try to be helpful, communicate earnestly and sweetly, and always think of the other person's feelings first.

Anonymous Guests, on the other hand, are a bunch of fleabitten good-for-nothing hardassed bumfiddles who have nothing better to do than pull their foreskins over their heads and whistle through their crotches and are ill-bred contemptuous motherfuckers with shit for brains who wouldn't piss in your ear if yer brain was on fire.

As you can sort of tell, it's really us against them...oh, dear, who shall win?