What is truth?

How many of the available answers would you like to hear?

Salesman's truth:- Whatever I can persuade you to believe, based on your lack of knowledge of my product.

Strong man's truth:- Whatever I say it is, and if you call me a liar I'll flatten you.

Politician's truth:- Whatever I allow you to see and hear through the media (and I control media output).

Voter's truth:- Whichever part of the argument best fits my personal needs and prejudices.

Child's truth:- 1. (Incoming) Whatever Mum and Dad tell me.
                2. (Outgoing) Whatever lie will protect me from being punished.

Now, what was that about truth being absolute?

Dream on.

Don T.