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Thread #93806   Message #1819505
Posted By: GUEST
26-Aug-06 - 01:43 PM
Thread Name: BS: Second Joke Thread for 2006
Subject: RE: BS: Second Joke Thread for 2006
Hello Everybody

I was talking to a neighbour of mine and he was telling me about what happened one evening at the Club he was at.
He said to me you now who Murray Walker is, I said yes I do; will for those of you who don't now him he was a Commentator on the ITV Television for the Grand Prix Racing for 25 Years?, will my neighbour was saying there was a quiz on the last-night, and a girl was called up to try and get the answer to a Question,   he said to her,

Question

What Sports Commentator Retired after 25 years of Commentating for the Grand Prix Racing on ITV. The girl said that's terrible why is it that wee the girls always get Sporting Questions, the Person who gave out the question said alright I will give you a clue,

The clue is,    when you put it in your mouth its Hard,      after a while it gets Soft, then after another while there's a liquid comes out of it.

The Girl said with excitement I no I no who, it's,

Dickie Davis

Will the crowd let a big cheer out, everybody was laughing and she thought she got the answer right

And for those of you who don't know who Dickie Davis he was a sporting Presenter for ITV on Saturday afternoon for many years.

And the clue the man was giving was a "Murray-mint Sweet" though she thought the clue was something else if you now what I mean.