First off, I don't shop at Wal-Mart. They are the Anti-Christ in my opinion.
Second, Old Guy get a clue! I assume you have eyes, ok, look up the Emancipation Proclamation for yourself and you will see just how silly your comparison is.

pdq, I couldn't care less what you think of me. All of my friends grew up years ago.

The first one to resort to juvenile name calling has already lost the argument, and you two are classic losers.