There are no songs that deal with the pervasive question of the perversity of inanimate objects. Not a one, traditional or contemporary!

Strange, given the socks that disappear and the coat hangers that cluster in our closets, and have done so for centuries.

Not a single song!

Could it be that our singer-songwriters dare not challenge the sock trolls, fearing their wrath? Or are their efforts being censored by some totalitarian power? Inquiring minds need to know!

But are there such brave and inquiring minds lurking on this thread?

Charley Noble, who will be otherwise distracted