Two Kerrymen were walking to the pub when they come across a Kerrywoman with a punctured bicycle, so one of the men stops to help, while the other one carries on to get the pints in.

Any way the helpful Kerryman fixes the puncture, and the woman’s so pleased, she lies down on the ground and pulls her knickers off and says, “You can have anything you want.” So he picks up the bicycle and off he goes to the pub.

So later when the helpful Kerryman gets to the pub he tells his friend what had happened “Sure you did the right thing,” says his pal. “The knickers wouldn’t have fitted you anyway.”