I would like to introduce the 'Warlock from Halifax' to 'Sir nORMAN from Hull' (or whatever he's called) and, if they are agreeable, set them both on 'Morris Offspring' - who, if this thread is correct, appear to be a junior English version of 'Riverdance'.

NNNNOOOOOO!!!!! PLEASE SAY IT ISN'T TRUE!!!!!!?????

If you feel like doing something drastic, Warlock, please feel free - you have my blessing ...