A secret document leaked by the Pentagon indicates that they have a nonviolent method to end the Middle East. Not the war, the Middle East.

In a document discovered by ***** ******* just two days ago, the Pentagon has said it will be making emulsions from hogs and aerial spraying the entire Middle East. It is expected that everyone with a religion that prohibits ingesting pork will have to move elsewhere for a period of years. There is expected to be a housing crisis of a magnitude never witnessed before. If you invest in the stock market, keep your eye on hog futures. And the construction trades.