While we're on the subject of fake news breaks, I was listening to a year-old recording off of the radio where one of those irritating predicters of imminent disaster was being interviewed. He was displaying a lot of the mannerisms of the professional prophet of doom, but right in the middle of his argument that suitcase nukes existed, were on the market and were going to be used in the near future, he came out with: "Iran has given Hizbollah the green light to open a northern front against Israel. They have 13,000 rockets."