To the tune of "song for the asking"

This is my cheese - for the melting Melt me and I will stay On your grill pan half your life

(Guitar bit)

Cornershop pizza - like the real thing Close your eyes - you're in Rome I wonder at my lack of friends

(Guitar bit)

Thinkin' it over I'm a bit sad Thinkin' it over I might be mad To eat this stuff - for my supper Ask me why I don't know My cholesterol is sky high

(Guitar bit fading to sounds of heart attack)