And a £20 note to sit in he pub garden & buy drinks with until somebody bought me kayak.
Divvent gerrus wrong! Aah loved my canoe to bits but the rapidly expanding waist, arse, thighs & belly meant gettin' in and oot of it were too likely te gerriz an 'early bath' .
Aah wez sad when it went but the lad who bought it loves it and spends hours up and doon the river on it - So aah can live with it (or withoot it - so to speak)