Hugs, hugs, hugs, hugs! Hugs make you snug like a bug in a rug!

Hugs, hugs, hugs, hugs! Hug snug like a bug in a rug!

Icky, picky, putrid, sticky! Uuggghh! I won't eat that!

Icky, picky, putrid, sticky! Gross! No way! PU!

Jack be nimble, not too quick! Nice and slow will do the trick!

Jack be nimble, not too quick! Slow hands're better than a real fast stick!

Kate played upon the harp, Kate was a dancer.

Kate played upon the harp and was a fine romancer!

Kelly played the fiddle, Kelly was a dancer.

Kelly played upon Kate's heart, and was a necromancer!

Kate and Kelly went to church, for to have the banns read.

Kate, she could hardly wait, for to be in th' man's bed!

Kate and Kelly went to church, for to have the wedding.

After't, Kate came up the aisle, her gown she was a- shedding!

Kate and Kelly went to bed, till early the next mornin'

Kelly, he then wanted sleep, but Kate said "Put s'more in!"

Let this be a warnin', to all ye necromancers:

Ye might get more than you bargained for, if she be a dancer!

If this last one doesn't work to Flop-Eared Mule, perhaps somebody could suggest another tune for it.

Mary McCaffrey