Oh, looky dere -- I moved a decimal place!! Now I yam all Dewey eyed with remorse. Ask Rapaire if I can borrow his dewey decimal system.

So we need to edit this Pome so it says, "With just 106 posts more..." (assuming this will be 13894). 700 is the number of score (20 each) Mom will reach when she arrives at post 14,000.

But the rest, and the spirit of the thing, is quite right. Poets who do math are improbable.

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