Amos,

If you're fingers are getting bloody you are picking wrong! Get help, man!


NEWBIE SEA-RANTEY Hardiman, Osmium, and Irish Sarge too,
Had all joined the Mudcat by Feb-22.

Molly Malone says there's also PaulKnight
Apparently joined with no fuss and no fight.

If you be a Newbie you belong in this thread,
If you ain't joined up yet something's wrong with your head!

Only the Mudcat knows how Mudcats mud,
Only a few of us keep track of the crud.

Only the 'catters how 'catters *chat*,
Only kat/katlaughing can laugh quite like that.

Only the members are paginally depended,
And all "catters' catting around is defended.

Bring me more Newbies and bring them right quick!
For without all the newbies the 'Cat may grow sick.

Bring them in onesies and twosies and threesies,
Bring so many newbies the hardware up-seizes.

For in numbers we count and in numbers,we're strong,
If you don't see it this way,IMNSHO ye're wrong!