Well..okay...but since the definition of tee-shirt usually includes construction by ordinary cotton or synthetic fabric threads, this doesn't qualify exactly as a tee-shirt, but rather as something else in the general shape of one. While I will be roundly gratified at your generosity, I do not feel bounden by my promise to wear it at the Getaway unless it can be shown to actually be a tee-shirt. Not a chain-mail vest, or bill-board, or bar-room sign, jammed into the FORM of a tee-shirt.

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