"Scupper me slangplaks and let go the bilge - yee must be a rich tar."

I wish! As you are probably aware, parents have only limited influence over the activities of their offspring, and even less influence over their taste.

And, despite rumours to the contrary, I value 'some' peace.

If Dog Rose Morris can make it to Canberra for next year's National, I'd be happy to get rid of the rust and play you a tune or two; it's been a while since I played for Morris in Darwin and even longer since I played for Morris in Melbourne. Is two sides enough for you?

Cheers, Rowan