The pit bull is a water baby
The Doberman's a fire sprite
The spaniel's an ascended master
Come back to set our lives to rights,
From the decay of lust and sin.
The Schnauzer is a telepath,
The Chihuahua is a djinn.
The golden is a wisp from Irish bogs.
There's more then you'd ever dream you'd have
To know about the secret lives of dogs.

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